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Month: March 2026

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DOME SUNDAYS – Houston Spring Break 2026: Where the Only Sand You’ll See Is in Your Margaritas

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

DOME SUNDAYS – Houston Spring Break 2026 Tickets for this epic event are now closed! ❌ But don’t cry yet…

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JNGL! presents: CHELSEA SLOAN’s Spring Break Bash – Afrobeats, Amapiano & More! 🎉🔥

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

JNGL! feat. Chelsea Sloan Spring Break Edition: Afrobeats, Amapiano & More 🎶 Miami’s wildest house party is back and this…

Events

“Wooden Wisdom: Because Your Brain Needs a Wooden Spoon to Stir Up Some Sense”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

Insomniac & The Vanguard Present: Wooden Wisdom – Because Elijah Wood Needs a Side Hustle 🎧 Featuring Frodo Baggins and…

Babylon Bee

After Jesus Bestows Nicknames ‘The Rock’ And ‘Sons Of Thunder’, Apostle James Bummed To Get Stuck With ‘The Lesser’

FinnMarch 22, 2026

    JUDEA — With his fellow apostle scoring nicknames from Jesus like “The Rock” and “Sons of Thunder”, the Apostle…

Events

Nola’s Kush & Cars: Where Weed Meets Wheels in a Smoky Paradise

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

**Nola Secret Sesh: Where Weed Meets Wheels in a Vaguely Legal Celebration** 🚗💨 Pull up to the bayou this Sunday…

Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore
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Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Minecraft LIVE just announced a theme park, a dungeon crawler sequel, and baby mobs that will never grow up. Oh,…

HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”
Breaking, Music News

HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Oh, look, it’s Heidi Shepherd, once again proving that in the rock world, being the sole frontwoman is just a…

Events

90 Year Anniversary College of Medicine Surgery Residents Dinner/Symposium: Where Scalpels Meet Cake and Ego Clashes Cut Deeper Than Incisions

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

**🚨 Attention Surgeons! 🚨** The LaSalle D. Leffall, Jr., MD Surgical Society Symposium is back! This year, we’re celebrating **90…

Events

The Art Meetup: Where Creatives Pretend to Network While Secretly Judging Each Other’s Work!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

**Attention all artsy-fartsy NYC dwellers!** 🎨✨ Need a place to escape the soul-sucking grind of networking events? Look no further!…

Events

“Speed Dating: Where You Can Judge Strangers in 5 Minutes or Less in Downtown LA”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

**Struggling to find love? You’re not alone!** 😅 Dating is harder than explaining Bitcoin to your grandma. But fear not!…

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