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He would make a good delivery man for Walter White Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
Month: March 2026
He would make a good delivery man for Walter White Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line
In a shocking turn of events that’s got the Deep State trembling, 20 airports across America are laughing all the…
Florida Hospital Sues To Evict Patient Discharged 5 Months Ago
Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare sued a patient who refused to depart her room after being discharged last October, claiming she…
10 Ways To Honor Chuck Norris
Action hero and martial arts master Chuck Norris has departed from this world to fight supernatural forces in the…
Confirmed: In His Final Days, Charlie Kirk Came To Agree With Whatever You Believe
U.S. — Following an extensive study that involved gathering information from all internet users, influencers, and podcasters, it has…
Lawmakers Buy Waterfall On Redfin
A bipartisan group of Oregon lawmakers approved $2.1 million to buy the 92-foot-tall Abiqua Falls after it was put…
California Abandons $250 Billion Study On Why It Has So Many Unfinished Projects
SACRAMENTO, CA — California’s $250 billion study looking into why it has so many unfinished projects was abandoned while…
ABC Cancels Mormonism
NEW YORK—Pulling the plug on the religion in light of a newly released video featuring church member Taylor Frankie…
Theologians Believe Every Meal In Heaven Is Ice Cream In A Miniature Baseball Helmet
NOTRE DAME, IN — After a thought-provoking roundtable discussion, theologians at the University of Notre Dame concluded that every…