I’d forget what folds into what
very last one of those smart furnitures has gone viral many times now, and yet zero has made it to…
Month: March 2026
University Of Toledo Named Best College To Attend For Semester Before Dropping Out To Do Hair
WASHINGTON—Hailing the Midwestern school as one of the best places to pursue and then abandon an undergraduate education, U.S.…
Top 5 Eastern European Metal Bands Known in the West! 🤘
Eastern Europe is TAKING OVER the global metal scene! #Metal #Deathcore #Behemoth #Jinjer #ExterminationDismemberment #SlaughterToPrevail #Skyforger #Metalhead #EasternEurope #SlavicMetal Chuck…
Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…
Could your airport close if TSA screeners don’t show up to work? Here’s what experts say (or don’t say because they’re too busy not showing up)
Liberal Incompetence Strikes Again: TSA Blames Airport Shutdowns on Democrat-Triggered Shutdown Well, folks, here we go again! Thanks to the…
Palestinian Claims Settlers Gave Him a ‘Welcome to the Neighborhood’ He Never Asked For
Oh look, another “victim” of those evil Israeli settlers! Because clearly, in this twisted world, only Palestinians can be innocent…
98-Year-Old Federal Judge Appeals Suspension For Mental Fitness
U.S. Circuit Judge Pauline Newman, the oldest active federal judge at 98 years old, asked the Supreme Court to…
Kevin The Janitor Now Most Senior Military Official Left In Iran
TEHRAN — Following the latest round of U.S. and Israeli airstrikes in the country, Kevin, the janitor at the…
8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New Ayatollah
The hottest job on the market right now is being the Iranian Ayatollah, but why is everyone suddenly buzzing…
Kim Jong-Un Wins Over Populace With His Charisma, Experience, And Ability To Shoot You In The Face If You Don’t Vote For Him
PYONGYANG — History was made once again in the small but proud nation of North Korea, as longtime leader…