Autumn Lies Buried in Gastonia, NC (03/13/2026)
5 piece metal band from Clarksville, TN, mixing heavy riffs and rapping Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
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Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
2000s-inspired nu metal/grunge band from Punta Gorda, FL Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Jaw Jacked in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
Brutal Death Metal from Spartanburg, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
No Sign Of Life in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
Slam-Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Protestant Quarterback Throws Beautiful Hail Christ Alone Pass
SAN DIEGO, CA — A local protestant quarterback in a competitive amateur spring league made waves this week after…
Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite
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Man’s 47-minute Video Of Son’s Pee Wee Soccer Game Snubbed For Oscar
PHOENIX, AZ — Local dad Ben Grant was disappointed to learn that the 47-minute-long video he took of his…
BREAKING: Trump Plot Thickens! Ric Grenell Gets Booted from Kennedy Center Throne! 👑🎭 Who’s Next? Stay Tuned!
Trump Cleans House at the Kennedy Center – Grenell Out, America Wins! In a stunning turn of events that’s got…
Michigan synagogue attack suspect’s family was killed in Lebanon, village mayor says
Breaking: Terrorist Attack in Michigan Synagogue Linked to Lebanon! In a shocking development that’s got patriots across America on high…
Britain Ejects Hereditary Nobles From Parliament After 700 Years
The British Parliament voted to end centuries of political tradition by removing hereditary aristocrats from its unelected House of…