Spirit Unveils New All-Duct Tape Aircraft
DANIA BEACH, FL — Spirit Airlines unveiled a new all-duct tape aircraft that is expected to increase the company’s…
Month: March 2026
Man Condemned To Hell For Texting ‘LOL’ When He Didn’t Really Laugh Out Loud
HADES — Demons happily welcomed 27-year-old Jim Carole to Hell on Tuesday after he was immediately condemned to eternal…
Live Action Short Film Winner Celebrates By Taking Oscar To In-N-Out Shift
LOS ANGELES—Claiming it was the only place he wanted to go after receiving one of Hollywood’s highest honors, Academy…
John Thune Vows To Bring SAVE Act Up For Vote As Soon As He’s Sure It Won’t Pass
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Americans pressing their senators and representatives to take action to secure elections, Senate Majority Leader…
Human ingenuity is a wonderful thing!
The only crime here is using a Coke bottle to get a Pepsi Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
These guys have the easiest job in the world 😭
I would pay good money to do this as a job 😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
A Duel of Real Guys
That's a dance off right there😂💔 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
JINJER’s 2026 Tour: Because Metal Needs More Headbanging Than Your Grandma’s Bingo Night, Feat. CRYSTAL LAKE and ENTHEOS!
Oh look, it’s JINJER again — because apparently one world tour wasn’t enough to satisfy their metal conquest 😏. Just…
Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling
If you don’t know anything about DC Comics or Green Lantern, I would imagine that based on the trailers for…
THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Among LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 Headliners — Because Nostalgia is the Only Drug Left That Works
OH BOY, IT’S TIME FOR LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 – and no, you haven’t slipped into a weird fever dream where all…