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Month: March 2026

Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace
Phil Campbell, MOTÖRHEAD's Guitar Hero, Riffs His Way to the Great Gig in the Sky at 64
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Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace

Chord F. DiscordMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…

Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway
Apple Arcade Gets a Makeover With Acclaimed Indies — Prepare Your Wallets
Breaking, Games News

Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Apple has just announced its latest lineup for Apple Arcade, and it’s a doozy — or, at least, that’s what…

“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
Breaking, Movie News

“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…

Babylon Bee

‘Merely A Flesh Wound!’ Says Legless Torso Of Iranian Ayatollah

FinnMarch 14, 2026

    TEHRAN — The legless torso of newly-appointed Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei assured the world that the loss of his legs…

Rent Now, Cry Later: How Borrowers Get a Taste of Power Before the Bills Hit Like a Freight Train
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rent Now, Cry Later: How Borrowers Get a Taste of Power Before the Bills Hit Like a Freight Train

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Rent Now, Pay Later? Just Another Liberal Scheme to Keep Americans Trapped in Debt! Well, well, well, folks! Here we…

Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

War with Iran spirals out of control as Trump’s shock-and-awe strategy backfires Less than two weeks into President Trump’s war…

Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…

Remembering Phil Campbell from Motorhead
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Remembering Phil Campbell from Motorhead

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Phil Campbell: 1961-2026 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Poll: Nearly 1 In 10 Adults Have Postponed Retirement Due To Healthcare Costs
The Onion

Poll: Nearly 1 In 10 Adults Have Postponed Retirement Due To Healthcare Costs

FinnMarch 14, 2026

       A survey from West Health-Gallup found that nearly one in 10 adults say they’ve postponed retirement because of healthcare…

Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Hip-hop influenced heavy metal band from Shelby, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

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