I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…
Day: May 1, 2026
«Time is a flat circle»
«Everything we've ever done or will do, we're gonna do over and over and over again — forever» Chuck B.…
Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…
Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…
Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke
The utterly absurd and laughable news that the Democrats are still trying to cling to their failed policies has reached…
Phish Ask Fans To Stop Hacky-Sacking Sphere
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