NEW YORK—In a chaotic scene that sent rising stars, supermodels, and A-list actors scattering, the Met Gala ended abruptly Monday night after Anna Wintour’s parents reportedly got home early. According to sources, the sight of the Met Gala co-chair’s parents pulling into the Metropolitan Museum of Art driveway caused considerable alarm and distress among the celebrities in attendance, with shouts of “Run!” and “Quick, somebody hide the red carpet!” ringing out throughout the gallery. Dozens of wealthy and famous guests, including Doja Cat, Connor Storrie, and Nicole Kidman, were spotted shoving and pushing for the exit as Beyoncé used the elaborate train of her gown to climb out of a third-story window and Sabrina Carpenter leapt from a fire escape yelling, “I can’t go back to prison!” At press time, Anna Wintour was settled on the couch wearing an oversized hoodie right as her parents put their key into the front door and stepped into the foyer.
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NEW YORK—In a chaotic scene that sent rising stars, supermodels, and A-list actors scattering, the Met Gala ended abruptly Monday night after Anna Wintour’s parents reportedly got home early. According to sources, the sight of the Met Gala co-chair’s parents pulling into the Metropolitan Museum of Art driveway caused considerable alarm and distress among the
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