GameStop bid $56 billion to purchase eBay, hoping to challenge Amazon and other ecommerce platforms with the bold offer for a company with a market capitalization over four times greater than its own. What do you think?
“I’m worried this could create a monopoly in the used-copies-of-Pikmin 4 market.”
Ariel Donaldson, Lecture Booker
“Paid in stock, coins, and any power gems they’ve collected.”
Joe Stein, Truancy Investigator
“Are they gonna accept that lowball?”
Elias Hail, Juice Bottler
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GameStop bid $56 billion to purchase eBay, hoping to challenge Amazon and other ecommerce platforms with the bold offer for a company with a market capitalization over four times greater than its own. What do you think?
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