A little armadillo was searching for water until a man saved him
The world starts with you 🌍 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Day: May 7, 2026
Dr. Fauci Reports Amazing Results In Gain-Of-Function Research At New Cruise Ship Laboratory
CANARY ISLANDS — Dr. Anthony Fauci announced today that he has achieved a remarkable breakthrough in gain-of-function research at…
National Association Of Dogs Announce They Deserve A Little Treat
SILVER SPRING, MD — The National Association of Dogs issued a formal declaration Thursday confirming that they, as a…
Fake news whining about GOP’s obvious overwhelming enthusiasm
It’s a dark day in America, folks, as the fake news media is at it again, spreading their lies and…
Google kissed up to Apple, how quaint and very unAmerican
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to push their liberal agenda, even in 2026, when…
Finally a real American baby not an immigrant like some people
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…
Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed On Hillary Clinton’s Personal Stationery
U.S. — A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein’s purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have…
LYFE ATL Saturday Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life
🎉 ATLANTA’S #1 SATURDAY PARTY 🎉 Text “LYFE” to 404.386.1888 📱 Doors open 10 PM 🕰️ Closes 3AM 🕺️ Chuck…
Get Ready to be Ripped Off: Companies Figuring Out How to Charge You More for Stuff
Pricing Goods & Services with Kolin Schmidt CF ’21 and Mitchel Gundrum BB ’21 🤑 Kolin Schmidt CF ’21 and…
Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake
WASHINGTON—Claiming that his signature dessert had garnered rave reviews from victims and co-conspirators alike, President Donald Trump took to…