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Day: May 9, 2026

Liberal Farmer Whines About Trump’s Winning Policies
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Liberal Farmer Whines About Trump’s Winning Policies

Big ElephantMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

Ah, the utter foolishness of the so-called “experts” and their pitiful attempts to undermine the greatness of our beloved President…

Liberal loser land Nebraska goes further down democrat drain
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Liberal loser land Nebraska goes further down democrat drain

Big ElephantMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “accomplishments” of the fake…

Fake news CNN whining about our great president’s winning strategy again
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Fake news CNN whining about our great president’s winning strategy again

Big ElephantMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

The utterly pathetic and laughable attempts by the fake news media to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald…

Babylon Bee

Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight

FinnMay 9, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling “the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib,” President…

Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Technical death metal from Vancouver, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Undeath in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Undeath in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Death metal from Rochester, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Crown Magnetar in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Crown Magnetar in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Deathcore from Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Mutilation Barbecue in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Mutilation Barbecue in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Death Metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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