Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!
Marriage is temporary. Bathory is forever! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Day: May 15, 2026
Hockey Ticket Holders Issued Refund After No Fights Break Out
ANAHEIM, CA — Disappointed hockey fans were issued a full refund for their tickets after zero fights broke out…
Report: CIA Raided By CIA
LANGLEY, VA — Rumors swirled throughout the international intelligence community this week after reports surfaced that agents from the…
OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All
The Fantasia International Film Festival is back, baby! 🎉🍿 And, honestly, who doesn’t love a good film festival? 🤔 It’s…
Xbox Elite Series 3 Controller and ‘Cloud’ Pad Leak Online Because Microsoft Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Than Redesign the Same Controller Again
Oh boy, buckle up folks, because the Xbox fans are about to lose their minds 🤯! It looks like another…
Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to see the fake news media still trying to take down our great…
Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our great President…
Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the supposed “issues” with our great President Donald Trump,…
Tips For Supporting Public Media
The Trump administration has targeted NPR, PBS, and their affiliates. The Onion shares tips for supporting public media. Contact…
Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
Alternative metal from Lawrence, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…