Millennial Figures Out How To Use ‘6-7,’ Signaling The End Of The Fad
FT. WORTH, TX — Local millennial Chad McCallister finally figured out how to appropriately use “6-7” in casual conversation,…
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Disney Purchases Rights To ‘Robot Jox’ Franchise In Blockbuster $7 Billion Deal
BURBANK, CA — In a surprise movie, The Walt Disney Company announced that it had acquired the rights to…
‘The New York Times’ Updates Slogan To ‘All The News That’s Fit To Print Plus Any Rumor No Matter How Implausible’
NEW YORK, NY — The New York Times, one of the country’s most venerated newspapers, announced it was adapting…
Study Finds Neanderthals Performed Dentistry
A 59,000-year-old neanderthal tooth unearthed from a cave in modern-day Russia revealed the earliest known evidence of dentistry, with…
In China, young people are flocking en masse to delivery and streaming
The Chinese economic miracle has ended Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
NASA’s Super Cool Webinar on RFO and NFS Updates That You Probably Can’t Live Without
NASA needs help navigating new rules 🚀 Join OSBP for a Learning Series: Navigating RFO & NFS Updates 📚 Registration…
Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway
Wow, what a wild ride for Subnautica 2! 🎢 After a lengthy lawsuit with publisher Krafton, Unknown Worlds has finally…
Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!
Marriage is temporary. Bathory is forever! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Hockey Ticket Holders Issued Refund After No Fights Break Out
ANAHEIM, CA — Disappointed hockey fans were issued a full refund for their tickets after zero fights broke out…
Report: CIA Raided By CIA
LANGLEY, VA — Rumors swirled throughout the international intelligence community this week after reports surfaced that agents from the…