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Day: May 28, 2026

Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community
The Onion

Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community

FinnMay 28, 2026

       SUMMIT, NJ—In a surprise attack of astonishing brutality, oral cavity sources confirmed Thursday that the Listerine inside a local…

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Elizabeth Warren Vows New Tax On Puppies

FinnMay 28, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Arizona Senator Elizabeth Warren called for a dramatic change to the U.S. tax code that would…

Babylon Bee

California Passes Law Making It A Crime To Report A Crime

FinnMay 28, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — In a decisive move toward preventing any citizen journalists from uncovering massive fraud and corruption in…

Trump Makes Figurines Of Himself, Ivanka Kiss In Miniature Ballroom Model
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Trump Makes Figurines Of Himself, Ivanka Kiss In Miniature Ballroom Model

FinnMay 28, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Mashing their faces together as he produced loud smooching sounds, President Donald Trump made figurines of himself and his…

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Impara a riconoscere quando ti prendono in giro con la lezione introduttiva “Smascherare i bugiardi” nella nuova stagione di “Lie to me”

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2026

😂 Scopri come smascherare le persone che mentono! 🤥 Siamo a Riccione 🏖️! 📅 29-30 agosto 📆 Weekend “Lie to…

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Desbloqueie o Poder do Seu Cérebro para Fazer Coisas Incríveis ou Pelo Menos Conseguir Acordar na Hora Certa

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2026

Você sabia que pode otimizar sua concentração? 🚀🧠 Use seu cérebro a seu favor – 09 de junho às 19h30…

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Get Ready for the Most Awkward Therapy Sessions Ever Sex Coaching is Now a Thing

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2026

Get ready for a ‘career pivot’ like no other 🤣 👉 Discover sex coaching 🚀 and turn passion into purpose…

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Women’s Rough Sleeping Census Because Who Needs Homes Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2026

If you think homelessness is only a guy thing, think again 🤦‍♀️ Join Missing Women on Thursday 11 June 2026,…

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