You Can Now Tell Scary Movie’s Ghostface To Do Almost Anything Except Stop Annoying You With Endless Horror Movie Clichés
Get ready for the most epic trolling experience of your life, folks! 🤣 The new Scary Movie website is live,…
Day: May 28, 2026
Acer Unleashes the Most Definitely Not Overhyped Predator Atlas 8 Gaming Handheld That Will Totally Change Your Life Forever With Super Duper Powerful Arc G-Series Processors That Are Practically Magical
Acer announces a new gaming handheld, the Predator Atlas 8, because you clearly didn’t have enough ways to play games…
STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet
The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…
South Korean Starbucks Apologizes For Ad That Evoked Massacre
South Korean businessman Chung Yong-jin, chairman of an investment group that owns a majority stake in Starbucks Korea, bowed…
James Talarico Taking ‘Not Acting Gay’ Lessons from Tim Walz
AUSTIN, TX — James Talarico drew attention in recent months with his candidacy for Texas senator, but he reportedly…
Google Searches For Military School Skyrocket Ten Minutes Into Summer Vacation
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Search engine giant Google released data this week showing that searches for “military schools near…
Fake news says Iran will still hate us after Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their twisted tales about our…
FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…
Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the Democrat Party just going to love this one. As of 2026,…
Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community
SUMMIT, NJ—In a surprise attack of astonishing brutality, oral cavity sources confirmed Thursday that the Listerine inside a local…