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Month: May 2026

Babylon Bee

Noah Fined By HOA For Parking Boat In Driveway

FinnMay 26, 2026

    MESOPOTAMIA — Local righteous man Noah was the recipient of a hefty fine from his HOA today over parking…

‘Power Ballad’ Review: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cheesy Guitar Solos and Overly Dramatic Singing in Your Life Yet
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‘Power Ballad’ Review: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cheesy Guitar Solos and Overly Dramatic Singing in Your Life Yet

FinnMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat 🎉! John Carney’s movies are like a big ol’ plate of spaghetti…

Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise…

‘The Mandalorian And Grogu’ Slammed By Fans As Third-Best ‘Star Wars’ Film
The Onion

‘The Mandalorian And Grogu’ Slammed By Fans As Third-Best ‘Star Wars’ Film

FinnMay 26, 2026

       The post ‘The Mandalorian And Grogu’ Slammed By Fans As Third-Best ‘Star Wars’ Film appeared first on The Onion.…

🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🎸 Dark Country Radio & Relaxing Pond Stream 24/7
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🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🎸 Dark Country Radio & Relaxing Pond Stream 24/7

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2026

Too much metal? Same. Welcome to Metal Detox Live: 🌿 relaxing pond views 🎸 dark country radio 🌧 atmospheric weather…

Babylon Bee

Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma

FinnMay 26, 2026

    TUCSON, AZ — Parents of high school graduate David Simpson helped their son sound out the words on his…

VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
Breaking News: VOIVOD's Upcoming Album "Symphonique" is Going to be a Wild Ride 🎢🤯
Breaking, Music News

VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…

Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray

FinnMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

The Ginger Snaps Trilogy is coming, and I’m not exactly howling with excitement 🙄. I mean, who needs a cult…

Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day, another ridiculous article trying to tear down the greatest president…

LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to imply that our great President Donald Trump is…

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