Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just eating their hearts out as they try to…
Month: May 2026
Grandma Demoted To Sippy Cup
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Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma
Breaking News: Tekken 8 Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting with Yujiro Hanma Joining the Fight, and Harada Finally…
SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything
Wow, you guys, the most epic thing just happened – SEVENDUST released a new album called “One” and it’s literally…
Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
Brutal Death Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Cephalic Carnage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
Technical Grindcore from Edgewater, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
…And Oceans at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
Industrial/Electronic Metal from Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Houkago Grind Time at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
Goregrind from San Jose, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
🌿 Pond Cam for Metalheads | Nature Recovery Stream 24/7
Too much metal? Same. Welcome to the peaceful side of Jackal Today: 🌿 ducks 🌧 weather 🐸 questionable wildlife activity…
Grave at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
Death Metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…