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Month: May 2026

Conservationists Give Gorillas Bank Accounts
The Onion

Conservationists Give Gorillas Bank Accounts

FinnMay 1, 2026

       A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance…

Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing
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Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic collaboration in gaming history: Fortnite is about to get a massive injection of Star…

Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video
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Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

The wait is over, folks! 🎉🔥 The one and only FOO FIGHTERS have dropped a new music video for their…

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Musical Journey Ever as We Dive Into the Completely Not Forgotten Discography of Deacon Blue Album by Painfully Detailed Album
Breaking, Music News

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Musical Journey Ever as We Dive Into the Completely Not Forgotten Discography of Deacon Blue Album by Painfully Detailed Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Deacon Blue’s 1993 album “Whatever You Say, Say Nothing” is a hot mess express 🚂💥, and I am HERE. FOR.…

I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
Breaking, Movie News

I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk

FinnMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…

«Time is a flat circle»
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«Time is a flat circle»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2026

«Everything we've ever done or will do, we're gonna do over and over and over again — forever» Chuck B.…

Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…

Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…

Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

The utterly absurd and laughable news that the Democrats are still trying to cling to their failed policies has reached…

Phish Ask Fans To Stop Hacky-Sacking Sphere
The Onion

Phish Ask Fans To Stop Hacky-Sacking Sphere

FinnMay 1, 2026

       The post Phish Ask Fans To Stop Hacky-Sacking Sphere appeared first on The Onion.    The post Phish Ask Fans…

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