Conservationists Give Gorillas Bank Accounts
A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance…
Month: May 2026
Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing
Get ready for the most epic collaboration in gaming history: Fortnite is about to get a massive injection of Star…
Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video
The wait is over, folks! 🎉🔥 The one and only FOO FIGHTERS have dropped a new music video for their…
Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Musical Journey Ever as We Dive Into the Completely Not Forgotten Discography of Deacon Blue Album by Painfully Detailed Album
Deacon Blue’s 1993 album “Whatever You Say, Say Nothing” is a hot mess express 🚂💥, and I am HERE. FOR.…
I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…
«Time is a flat circle»
«Everything we've ever done or will do, we're gonna do over and over and over again — forever» Chuck B.…
Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…
Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…
Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke
The utterly absurd and laughable news that the Democrats are still trying to cling to their failed policies has reached…
Phish Ask Fans To Stop Hacky-Sacking Sphere
The post Phish Ask Fans To Stop Hacky-Sacking Sphere appeared first on The Onion. The post Phish Ask Fans…