The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway
The Mandalorian and Grogu is not exactly breaking the internet with its box office numbers 🤣. According to Deadline, the…
Month: May 2026
DNC 2024 Election Autopsy Just Joe Biden’s Actual Autopsy
   U.S. — The Democratic National Committee released its autopsy this week of what went wrong in the 2024 election…
Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem NiceÂ
      NEW YORK—Warning that curt greetings and aggressive demands could be a sign someone was a scammer, JPMorgan Chase officials…
Tiger Woods Completes 12-Step AA Program In 9
      The post Tiger Woods Completes 12-Step AA Program In 9 appeared first on The Onion.    The post Tiger Woods…
Bongzilla at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal from Madison, Wisconsin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Putridity at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Brutal Death Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Solitude Aeturnus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Epic Doom Metal from Arlington, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Rwake at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Sludge/Doom Metal/Experimental from Little Rock, Arkansas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Cephalotripsy at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Slam/Brutal Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Novembers Doom at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Melodic Doom from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…