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Month: May 2026

Avernus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Avernus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Doom/Death/Gothic Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Bongripper at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Bongripper at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Stoner/Sludge/Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Emasculator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Emasculator at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Prague, Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Psychedelic Doom Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from New York, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

In Turkey, a stray cat comes to the store every day to cuddle with the cashier
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In Turkey, a stray cat comes to the store every day to cuddle with the cashier

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

The cashier started feeding him when he was still a very small kitten. Since then, this fluffy little one has…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

Ronnie Radke turned into the final boss of the Predator universe 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Babylon Bee

Hunter Biden’s Reputation In Ruins After Talking To Candace Owens

FinnMay 21, 2026

    U.S. — After sitting down for an interview with podcaster Candace Owens, Hunter Biden’s reputation was reportedly in ruins.…

Babylon Bee

Company-Wide Meeting Really Just For Phil

FinnMay 21, 2026

    GREENVILLE, SC — Sources revealed that the company-wide meeting scheduled today for all SynerTech employees was, in actuality, just…

U.S. Indicts Former Cuban President
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U.S. Indicts Former Cuban President

FinnMay 21, 2026

       The Department of Justice filed charges, including murder and conspiring to kill U.S. nationals, against former Cuban President Raúl…

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