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Month: May 2026

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Learn How to Talk Like a Giraffe and Not a Jackal Without Getting Your Feelings Hurt

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2026

🐒 Online workshop met Jacquelin Zents: Meer giraf, minder jakhals met geweldloze communicatie 🙏 📅 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Total Chaos As White Church Choir Tries To Sing African Spiritual

FinnMay 24, 2026

    FRISCO, TX – Chaos descended on Christ Methodist of Frisco as the all-white choir attempted to sing an African…

Even the deer cross the road the right way
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Even the deer cross the road the right way

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2026

But how many cars drive past before, finally, one stopped? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Events

Oh Joy Another Thrilling Online Inspectieview Training for Binnenvaart on June 9 2026

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2026

Inspectieview training 📚 Tijdens deze online training van 2,5 uur 🕒, leer je Inspectieview kennen 🤔, voor toezichthouders, opsporingsambtenaren en…

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Get Ready to Waste Your Time on the Most Overhyped Omdenken Podcast Masterclass Ever June 3 2026

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2026

Wanneer: woensdag 3 juni 📅 Tijd: 19:30-21:30 (of langer) 🕰️ Waar: gewoon thuis op je bank 🛋️ Kosten: Meekijk-tickets: €15…

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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Leaked Copy Of The Iran-U.S. Peace Deal

FinnMay 24, 2026

    News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal,…

Babylon Bee

Media To Just Start Reporting When Trump Wasn’t Shot At

FinnMay 24, 2026

    U.S. — After yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump yesterday, the national media has agreed to just…

Events

Christian Ladies Get Ready to Shell Out Your Life Savings for Some Holy Crude at Women of the Word Global Worship Night

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2026

Ladies, get ready to oil up and worship Jesus 😂 Sunday May 24th, 5:00 pm, be there or be square…

Events

Get Ready to Forget Everything on Memorial Day Weekend at the Epic Rump Punch Fest Rooftop Rager

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2026

Rum Punch Fest is coming to Café Circa in Atlanta for Memorial Day weekend 🎉 Join the rooftop party for…

Events

Afrobeats Invasion Ruins Memorial Day Weekend with Mandatory All White Outfits Because Who Needs Patriotism Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2026

Get ready to vibe 🎉 in all white attire 👕 and dance the night away with Afrobeats rhythm 💃 this…

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