Rubio and Vance pretend to lead, how cute and pointless
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. still trying to take down…
Month: May 2026
Fake news blaming America’s economy again haha what a joke
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…
Alex Honnold Has Panic Attack At Top Of Step Ladder
LAS VEGAS—His body trembling as he gripped the support bar for dear life, rock climber Alex Honnold reportedly had…
Old Guys Hanging Out At Denny’s At 6 A.M. Having Better Day Than You Could Ever Dream Of
LOST HILLS, CA — New reports show the four old guys hanging out at Denny’s at 6 a.m. are…
TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring documentary of the century (or at least that’s what the press…
POV: You’re at a funeral but Archspire is playing tonight 🤘
Average Archspire fan at a family funeral Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS — The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news…
Abigail Adams Starting To Believe Husband Made Up This Whole ‘Continental Congress’ As An Excuse To Hang Out With The Boys
QUINCY, MA — Weary from a major smallpox outbreak in her area, the wife of John Adams claimed she…
Breaking News: Ginny Weasley Actress Gets Replaced Because Lets Be Real She Wasnt Bringing the Magic Anyway
The HP fandom is FREAKING OUT right now 🚨🧙♀️! Gracie Cochrane, the young actress who was supposed to play Ginny…
Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure
Get ready for the most epic comeback in metal history, folks! 🤘 FEAR FACTORY is back with a vengeance, and…