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Month: May 2026

Babylon Bee

Wife Can’t Wait To Get Out There And Be Horrible At Gardening Again

FinnMay 18, 2026

    BOISE, ID — With spring in full swing, one local woman expressed excitement at the chance to finally get…

SHINEDOWN’s ‘Safe And Sound’ Somehow Manages To Brainwash 25 Different Sets Of Human Beings Into Thinking It’s The Best Song At Mediabase Active Rock Chart
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SHINEDOWN’s ‘Safe And Sound’ Somehow Manages To Brainwash 25 Different Sets Of Human Beings Into Thinking It’s The Best Song At Mediabase Active Rock Chart

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Wow, SHINEDOWN is just so cool and not at all overhyped 🙄! They just reached No. 1 on the Mediabase…

Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…

Behemoth soundcheck before the show in Dallas, TX
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Behemoth soundcheck before the show in Dallas, TX

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

From Meet & Greet (0515/2025) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Babylon Bee

8 Scary Facts About Data Centers

FinnMay 18, 2026

    AI uses a lot of power, and it needs massive data centers to support it. That’s why, despite data…

Babylon Bee

MLB Introduces 10-Run Mercy Rule For Boston Red Sox

FinnMay 18, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — To keep games from getting out of hand, Major League Baseball announced that it would be…

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have
The Onion

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have

FinnMay 18, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Declaring the financial allocation a matter of utmost urgency, President Donald Trump on Monday requested $1.2 trillion to have.…

Babylon Bee

New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate

FinnMay 18, 2026

    U.S. — New polling data in an ongoing political race showed a dead heat between the “Make Everything Worse”…

HALESTORM’s LZZY HALE Totally Not Freaking Out About Touring With BABYMETAL Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That
Breaking, Music News

HALESTORM’s LZZY HALE Totally Not Freaking Out About Touring With BABYMETAL Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic tour announcement ever? 🤩🎸 HALESTORM is hitting the road with…

Pokémon Horizons Season 3 Part 3 Finally Coming to Save Us from Our Miserable Lives and Endless Waiting
Breaking, Movie News

Pokémon Horizons Season 3 Part 3 Finally Coming to Save Us from Our Miserable Lives and Endless Waiting

FinnMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some electrifying news? 🚀💥 Pokémon Horizons is back with a bang, and we’re…

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