Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the United States of America, where the best president this country has…
Month: May 2026
Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to undermine the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald J. Trump. As…
POV: Jonathan Davis finally got your number đź“žđź’€
RATATATATATATATATATA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…
Tearful LeBron James Hands Over Flopping Crown To Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
   OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In a touching ceremony, basketball legend LeBron James finally passed the official “King of Flops”…
Check Out These 10 Verses From The New James Talarico Bible Translation
   Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity.…
Megyn Kelly Tells Listeners They Can Save 20% On Brooklyn Bedding With Promo Code ‘ALLAHUAKBAR’
   U.S. — Former journalist Megyn Kelly announced on her podcast today that listeners could now save 20% on products…
Inflatable boat trip at Pig Destroyer show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)
Your boat is ready, Captain! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
New Harry Styles Tour Merch Includes Perimenopause Supplements
      NEW YORK—Describing some of the new branded products available for purchase at shows, a spokesperson for Harry Styles confirmed…
Moshpit at Blood Red Throne show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)
Good, or not enough? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
As Gas Crisis Worsens, Congress Assures Americans They Are Working Hard On Regulating NCAA Transfer Portal
   WASHINGTON D.C. — With Americans struggling as gasoline costs continue to soar, Congress assured citizens that it remained laser-focused…