Experts Descend Upon Unsuspecting Parents with Trauma Advice They Never Knew They Needed Live From the Comfort of Your Own Home
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Month: May 2026
Sad what has happened to a once iconic voice
Wish Mariah Carey well Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Finally Decide to Get Off Their Couches and Announce Fall 2026 ‘We’re Not Old Yet But Our Music Is’ Tour
Big News, Folks! 🎉 THE SMASHING PUMPKINS are going on tour… again 🙄. Because, you know, they haven’t toured in,…
Because Who Needs a Real Home When You Can Just Live in a Giant Empty Stadium
Get ready for the most epic online event of the year 🏅👏! The Olympic Studies Research Centre (OSRC) at the…
Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Another stellar example of Democrat-run education in action somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Fake news telling us to inflation-proof, what a joke
Oh, great, another “expert” article trying to tell us that climate change is real and we should be worried. Give…
Financial Experts Recommend Putting Tax Return Toward Dream Sandwich
NEW YORK—Urging Americans to think long-term when considering any financial decisions, experts from Wells Fargo recommended Monday that taxpayers…
Reformation San Francisco Sample Sale Where You Can Finally Afford Their Stuff for a Hot Second
🛍️ Shop sustainable, stylish favorites at the Reformation Sample Sale — San Francisco, hosted by Eclipse! 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…
Learn to Waste Your Time and Money on Bugs with Our Gardening for Butterflies and Moths Webinar
Learn butterfly gardening with Helen Likes Plants 🦋 🌼 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…