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Month: May 2026

Tips For Supporting Public Media
The Onion

Tips For Supporting Public Media

FinnMay 15, 2026

       The Trump administration has targeted NPR, PBS, and their affiliates. The Onion shares tips for supporting public media.  Contact…

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HR Cafépraat: Because Your Social Life Wasn’t Dead Already Let’s Waste Another Day Talking About HR Stuff 26 mei 2026

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

HR Café, het virtuele feestje voor HR professionals, gaat door op 26 mei 2026 🎉 van 20.00 u tot 21.00…

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Get Ready for the Most Basic Date Night EVER Fairy Tales and Overpriced Food at Lunar Faire Night Market in Freehold May 16th

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Shopping, potions, & fairies 🧚‍♀️ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Alternative metal from Lawrence, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Stone Temple Pilots in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Stone Temple Pilots in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Alternative rock/grunge from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Dorothy in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Dorothy in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

American rock band fronted by songwriter and vocalist Dorothy Martin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Events

Oh Joy Another AAPI Heritage Month Party with Overpriced Food and Jai Wolf

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic AAPI Heritage Month party 🌟! closessions, DJ Dials, Gold House, & John’s Grill present:…

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Webinaire super excitant pour les industriels qui ont rien de mieux à faire que d’écouter des présentations powerpoint sur comment pas être les derniers de la classe en termes de compétitivité industrielle avec DGA X EMC2

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

🚀 Entreprises de défense des Pays de la Loire, inscrivez-vous pour un webinaire qui va booster votre compétitivité industrielle !…

Events

Wow You Get to Waste Your Time Writing About Made Up Stuff to Eventually Write a Thesis That 12 People Will Read

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Atelier 1 : L’écriture littéraire 📚💡 avec Maureen PRUNIER et Renée Combal-Weiss 🎉 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Because Who Needs Funding When You Have Desperation and a Half Decent Logo to Turn Your Crappy Brand into Sales Somehow

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

🚀 Webinar alert! 🚀 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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