Immolation in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Month: May 2026
To Get Even More Foul Calls, Thunder Sub In Wacky Flailing Inflatable Tube Man
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In an attempt to somehow garner even more foul calls, the Oklahoma City Thunder have…
The Epic Battle for Spanish Supremacy FC Barcelona vs Real Madrid Because Your Social Life Was Already Nonexistent Anyway
🎉 JOIN LALIGA LEGENDS RIVALDO AND MORIENTES AT PIG BEACH BBQ 🐖🍔 😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
Because Nothing Says I Love You Mom Like a Boozy River Cruise with a Bunch of Strangers on Mother’s Day
🌊🥂 New Orleans Mother’s Day party on The Creole Queen 🎉👵 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
Because Your Mom Already Hates You the 4th Annual Mother’s Ruin Mother’s Day Challenge is Here
🎉 Sunday, May 10, 2026: Mother’s Ruin Challenge 🍺 🎊 visit 3 locations 📍 (Charleston required 🚫) 🤣 Chuck B.…
Because What Everyone Really Needs is a Day of Overpriced Champagne and Cheesy Music in the Park with a Side of Questionable Life Choices
R&B Picnic is back in 2026! 🎉🍹 Featuring MIMOSAS, food trucks, DJ Kub & DJ Pretty Boy Mell 🎶 $500…
Tampa’s R&B Roof Top Party at 5pm Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Yaaas, Mom’s special day 🎉! 5PM in Tampa: R&B Rooftop Party at 1920, May 10th 📆 🍹💨 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…
WWII Veteran Standing On Field Not Planned
KANSAS CITY, MO—Shuffling quietly near the third-base line as security officials scrambled to piece together a response, a frail…
Oh no, Iran’s big cheese is hiding under his turban
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Gabi Torres Basically Channels Her Inner Crazy Person to Make Overpriced Trinkets That Taylor Swift Totes Loves
Oh joy, another celebrity-endorsed jewelry brand that’s totally not just a bunch of overpriced sparkly rocks 🎉💎! Gabi Torres, the…