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Month: May 2026

Fake news caught lying about Trump again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news caught lying about Trump again obviously

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our great President Donald Trump, who…

Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the so-called “fake news” media is still trying to spin their ridiculous narratives about our great…

📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥
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📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Loud, raw, and unholy! We are diving deep into the archives of No Colours Records with this massive 4-CD compilation…

Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the liberal…

Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Because You Clearly Weren’t Bored Enough Already Gets Delayed to 2027
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Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Because You Clearly Weren’t Bored Enough Already Gets Delayed to 2027

FinnMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for the most epic news ever! 🎉 Greta Gerwig’s follow-up to Barbie is going to take…

Breaking News ANGRA Finally Figures Out How to Use Zoom and Reunites with KIKO LOUREIRO EDU FALASCHI and AQUILES PRIESTER at 2026 BANGERS OPEN AIR Because Who Needs a Recording Studio When You Have WiFi
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Breaking News ANGRA Finally Figures Out How to Use Zoom and Reunites with KIKO LOUREIRO EDU FALASCHI and AQUILES PRIESTER at 2026 BANGERS OPEN AIR Because Who Needs a Recording Studio When You Have WiFi

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

So, you want to know about the epic reunion of Angra’s “Rebirth” lineup at the 2026 Bangers Open Air festival?…

Babylon Bee

Iran Issues Serious Threat That They Have A Massive Reserve Of More Serious Threats

FinnMay 2, 2026

    TEHRAN — Peace in the Middle East hit another major roadblock this week after Iranian officials issued a serious…

Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our glorious President…

Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

Oh please, Omarosa thinks anyone beats Trump’s genius son
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh please, Omarosa thinks anyone beats Trump’s genius son

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, are we just so lucky to have the greatest President in the history of the world, Donald Trump,…

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