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Month: May 2026

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Because You Clearly Forgot to Get Mom a Gift SOCIAL SUNDAYS MOTHERS DAY EDITION

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

🎉 Oh joy, Mother’s Day in Orlando! 🤣 Sunday, May 10th 📅 Cosmo Lounge Downtown – 69 E Pine St,…

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Laurie Gilmore Forced to Celebrate Some Flower Shop Book at a Boring Barnes and Noble in Oakbrook IL

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Join Barnes & Noble – Oakbrook Center in Oak Brook, IL on May 10, 2026, as we welcome Laurie Gilmore…

Events

Because Your Mom Definitely Wants to Spend Mother’s Day at the 2nd Annual What’s Tea Day Party Instead of Brunch with You

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

🌸 2ND ANNUAL WHAT’S TEA DAY PARTY: MOTHER’S DAY EDITION 🌸 🚪 Tickets sold out 📅 May 10, VU Rooftop,…

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Warripikin Bringing LOLs to Dallas Because Your City Clearly Needed More Comedy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Get ready for REAL WARRIPIKIN in Dallas 🎉 May 10th, 6PM 💁‍♀️, Rosewood Center for Family Arts 📍5938 Skillman St,…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Nap of Your Life with Roby Lakatos Ensemble at Russell Hill Rogers Musical Evenings

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

A breathtaking blend of Gypsy soul, classical precision, and jazz spontaneity 🎵 Raffle: win free swag 🎁! Parking Russell Hill…

Events

IIP TALKS Where Jed Wilson Blesses Us with His Presence and Hopefully Some Actual Insights

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

IIP Talks | Estrutura e Síncope: Thelonious Monk como psicanalista | Jed Wilson 🎸 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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Hoe Je Met Gemak Je Alles Vergeet En Toch Je Belastingaangifte 2026 Inlegt

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Let’s get this tax party started 🎉! Neem deel en ontdek de tips van de opleiders van de FOD Financiën!…

Behemoth in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
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Behemoth in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Polish blackened death metal from Gdańsk Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Deicide in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
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Deicide in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Death metal from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rotting Christ in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
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Rotting Christ in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Greek extreme metal band. from Athens Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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