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Month: May 2026

Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour’s Parents Get Home Early
The Onion

Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour’s Parents Get Home Early

FinnMay 4, 2026

       NEW YORK—In a chaotic scene that sent rising stars, supermodels, and A-list actors scattering, the Met Gala ended abruptly…

KORN’s RAY LUZIER: I Was Too Busy Being a Goody Two Shoes to Get Wasted with Rockstars and Now I’m Stuck with These Guys
Breaking, Music News

KORN’s RAY LUZIER: I Was Too Busy Being a Goody Two Shoes to Get Wasted with Rockstars and Now I’m Stuck with These Guys

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

On April 18, KORN drummer and Musicians Institute (MI) graduate Ray Luzier joined Musicians Institute in Hollywood, California for “Pearl…

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Oh Great Another Movie About a Boring Royal Person Emily Blunt Wastes Her Talent as Queen Victoria

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

The Young Victoria: Emily Blunt as Queen Victoria – Film History Livestream 🎥 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Events

Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do on a Tuesday Than Eating Tacos and Dancing to RNB on Fake Cinco De Mayo

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

🌎 RNB WORLD — R&B APPRECIATION PARTY 🎉 🎶 ALL R&B. ALL DAY. ALL VIBES 🎟️ FREE RSVP BEFORE 7PM…

Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle
Breaking, Movie News

Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle

FinnMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s undeniable that Jon M. Chu’s Wicked film adaptation and its sequel had a major impact on pop culture over…

Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who is…

Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to talk about the absolute mediocrity that is the rest of the world, especially when compared…

Events

Finally a webinar to teach you that being weird is actually a superpower called neurodiversiteit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

Webinar: neurodiversiteit 🤯 met Marloes Schoormans 📚 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Babylon Bee

Coder Displaced By A.I. Told He Should Just ‘Learn To Mine Coal’

FinnMay 4, 2026

    PORTLAND, OR — After losing his coding job to artificial intelligence, local man Roger Garrison was told by political…

Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground
The Onion

Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground

FinnMay 4, 2026

       DANIA BEACH, FL—Reversing its company-wide shutdown after the sudden influx of capital, Spirit Airlines resumed business Monday after its…

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