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Month: May 2026

Events

Tudor Drama House of Boleyn Where Beheadings are a Family Affair

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

Join Tracy Borman for a thrilling tale of the Boleyns 🏰👑 📚💥 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Babylon Bee

Jumping The Shark: ‘The Chosen’ Criticized For Planning To Kill Off Main Character Only To Resurrect Him Next Episode

FinnMay 4, 2026

    U.S. — Fans of the hit faith-based series The Chosen were left reeling this week after showrunners were accused…

BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The Dark Souls Trilogy Remake: Because You Clearly Didn't Suffer Enough Already 🙄
Breaking, Games News

BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…

Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition
The Onion

Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition

FinnMay 4, 2026

       WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Emerging from the procedure after hours of touch-and-go treatment, doctors attending to Rudy Giuliani said Monday…

Babylon Bee

Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing Of This Tucker Carlson Fellow

FinnMay 4, 2026

    U.S. — In an explosive interview conducted by The New York Times, media personality Tucker Carlson denied ever hearing…

Fake news about poor Rudy, what a total CNN joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news about poor Rudy, what a total CNN joke

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

In what can only be described as another tragic episode of “Let’s All Dunk on Rudy”, the media machine has…

FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys
Breaking, Music News

FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 FEAR FACTORY is coming out with a new…

Halo Fans Rejoice Because They Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing The Same Games Over And Over Already
Breaking, Games News

Halo Fans Rejoice Because They Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing The Same Games Over And Over Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

We’ve got some “exciting” news for all you Halo fans out there 🚀👀! It seems like we’re not just getting…

Babylon Bee

Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions

FinnMay 4, 2026

    BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local mother Sarah Jenkins was reportedly attempting to explain the difference between a numerator and a…

A hotel employee gets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks
Videos

A hotel employee gets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2026

5 star hotel! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

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