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Day: July 2, 2026

Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

President Donald Trump’s bank account just got a little thicker, thanks to a hefty licensing fee for the documentary about…

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up
Breaking, Games News

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The games industry is in a bit of flux, but hey, at least we’ve got another conference to add to…

You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…

McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s hospitalization, and I have to say, it’s been a…

No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story from Missouri, where a skydiving plane crashed last month,…

30 Seconds to Mars Got Me in Trouble
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30 Seconds to Mars Got Me in Trouble

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

When you fall asleep listening to 30 Seconds to Jared Leto Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Olivia Rodrigo Adds Adult Diapers To Merch Table
The Onion

Olivia Rodrigo Adds Adult Diapers To Merch Table

FinnJuly 2, 2026

       The post Olivia Rodrigo Adds Adult Diapers To Merch Table appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…

Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…

Dancers Narrowly Escape Falling Stage at State Fair Event
Live, Music News

Dancers Narrowly Escape Falling Stage at State Fair Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

The Great American State Fair has experienced a series of unfortunate events, including weak attendance, steep food prices, and canceled…

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