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Day: July 2, 2026

FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, it looks like the FBI is really digging deep into the 2020 election in Georgia, and I’m not sure…

Tom Cruise Turns 64 With 64 Surprising Facts About Him
Live

Tom Cruise Turns 64 With 64 Surprising Facts About Him

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

The life, career, and legacy of Tom Cruise is epic, dramatic, sometimes complicated, but impossible to ignore. One of our…

Metallica Gives 100000 To Venezuela Earthquake Aid Through Foundation
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Metallica Gives 100000 To Venezuela Earthquake Aid Through Foundation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Metallica’s All Within My Hands Foundation has made a $100,000 donation to Venezuela earthquake relief efforts. The metal band’s foundation…

LeBron Hopeful New Team Has One Of His Kids On It Too
The Onion

LeBron Hopeful New Team Has One Of His Kids On It Too

FinnJuly 2, 2026

       The post LeBron Hopeful New Team Has One Of His Kids On It Too appeared first on The Onion.…

Entire Democrat Party Placed On ‘No Fly’ List
Babylon Bee

Entire Democrat Party Placed On ‘No Fly’ List

FinnJuly 2, 2026

    U.S. — The Transportation Security Administration announced on Thursday that it had officially placed the entire Democratic Party on…

Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two kids, decades ago, fleeing communist countries, and now they’re representing…

Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound
Live

Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Our recurring feature series CoSign puts the spotlight on a rising artist who has caught our eyes and ears with…

THE ORANGE ORACLE shares thoughts on July 2 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE shares thoughts on July 2 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again reminded of its greatness. In a recent transmission on Truth…

THE ORANGE ORACLE declares National Scallops Day for fishermen
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE declares National Scallops Day for fishermen

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again blessed with a proclamation of unparalleled wisdom. In a…

UC Berkeley Announces Nancy Pelosi Democracy Institute
The Onion

UC Berkeley Announces Nancy Pelosi Democracy Institute

FinnJuly 2, 2026

       Upon the former House Speaker’s retirement from Congress, Nancy Pelosi and the University of California, Berkeley, will establish the…

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