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Day: July 3, 2026

Empire State Building’s Impenetrable Fortress Breached Again With Ease Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Empire State Building’s Impenetrable Fortress Breached Again With Ease Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A daredevil couple, Angelina Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov, decided to…

Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters
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Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man holding a Tibetan flag set himself on fire outside…

Madonna’s Confessions II Delivers Big Party Vibes But Lacks Depth
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Madonna’s Confessions II Delivers Big Party Vibes But Lacks Depth

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Madonna’s Confessions on a Dance Floor didn’t need a sequel. The original 2005 album, helmed with producer Stuart Price, was…

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