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Day: July 3, 2026

Empire State Building’s Impenetrable Fortress Breached Again With Ease Apparently
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Empire State Building’s Impenetrable Fortress Breached Again With Ease Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A daredevil couple, Angelina Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov, decided to…

Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters
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Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man holding a Tibetan flag set himself on fire outside…

Madonna’s Confessions II Delivers Big Party Vibes But Lacks Depth
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Madonna’s Confessions II Delivers Big Party Vibes But Lacks Depth

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Madonna’s Confessions on a Dance Floor didn’t need a sequel. The original 2005 album, helmed with producer Stuart Price, was…

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