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Day: July 3, 2026

Rico Nasty Unveils New Album RX And Single Cupcake
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Rico Nasty Unveils New Album RX And Single Cupcake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Rico Nasty has announced her fourth studio album, RX, due out July 24th. The Maryland rapper has also revealed the…

US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US, Israel, and Iran, and folks, it’s a…

Joey Chestnut Recalls Being Cut From His High School’s Varsity Hot Dog Eating Team
The Onion

Joey Chestnut Recalls Being Cut From His High School’s Varsity Hot Dog Eating Team

FinnJuly 3, 2026

       WESTFIELD, IN—Reflecting on how his past struggles had fueled him on his road to becoming a champion, professional eater…

Reflecting Pool Gets Annual Muck Removal Because Nature
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Reflecting Pool Gets Annual Muck Removal Because Nature

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall, and folks,…

Independence Day Hits 30 Year Milestone As Classic Alien Invasion Film
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Independence Day Hits 30 Year Milestone As Classic Alien Invasion Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

It’s been 30 years since Independence Day became a cultural phenomenon. The film achieved a rare kind of ubiquity that…

Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about the events of July 4, 1776, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

Gary Glitter Faces New Sexual Offense Charges From 1970s Allegations
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Gary Glitter Faces New Sexual Offense Charges From 1970s Allegations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Gary Glitter, the disgraced and imprisoned English glam-rock star, was charged on Thursday by British authorities with new sexual misconduct…

Andy Reid Seated At Empty Wedding Table With 12 Dinners
The Onion

Andy Reid Seated At Empty Wedding Table With 12 Dinners

FinnJuly 3, 2026

       NEW YORK—Navigating the venue in search of his place setting, wedding guest Andy Reid was reportedly pleased Friday to…

Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 78-year-old cardiologist and local politician, Gary Miller, has become an…

Democrats Somehow Manage To Show Up And Vote This Time Around
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Somehow Manage To Show Up And Vote This Time Around

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, this year’s primary turnout is showing that Democrats…

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