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Day: July 8, 2026

Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
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Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History

FinnJuly 8, 2026

       The post Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History appeared first on…

Bieber Teams With Madonna, Shakira, BTS For FIFA Halftime Show
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Bieber Teams With Madonna, Shakira, BTS For FIFA Halftime Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Justin Bieber has officially joined the lineup for the first-ever FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show, adding another global superstar…

Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026
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Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The latest batch of Emmy Award nominees has been announced, and it’s a testament to the fact that peak TV…

10 Best Candidates To Replace Graham Platner
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10 Best Candidates To Replace Graham Platner

FinnJuly 8, 2026

    Democrats are scrambling to come up with alternate options in the race for a U.S> Senate seat in Maine,…

Poppy Launches North American Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
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Poppy Launches North American Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Poppy kicked off her “Constantly Nowhere” North American headlining tour on Tuesday night, July 7th, with a 17-song set at…

Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
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Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…

Jason Statham Punches Things and Looks Angry in Latest Over_the_Top Action Packed Trailer Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of That Already
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Jason Statham Punches Things and Looks Angry in Latest Over_the_Top Action Packed Trailer Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of That Already

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The Stath is back, and we’re all just thrilled to death 🙄! He’s on a boat, because, you know, that’s…

Trey Parker Earns Emmy Nomination for Playing Satan as Trump Lover
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Trey Parker Earns Emmy Nomination for Playing Satan as Trump Lover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

When South Park returned after a two-year hiatus, Trey Parker and Matt Stone could have played it safe. They could’ve…

Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…

LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
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LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…

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