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Day: July 15, 2026

Vance Blasts Trump Admin’s Epic Failure at Basic Transparency
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vance Blasts Trump Admin’s Epic Failure at Basic Transparency

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance’s comments on the Trump administration’s handling of the Jeffrey…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran Releases Wrongfully Detained American Citizen After Biden Era Arrest
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran Releases Wrongfully Detained American Citizen After Biden Era Arrest

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unparalleled diplomatic prowess of THE MAR-A-LAGO…

ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo case, and I have…

The Fastest Way to End a Metal Argument 🤘 ⭐
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The Fastest Way to End a Metal Argument 🤘 ⭐

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2026

Some debates aren't worth having. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

CDs Surpass Vinyl Sales In First Half Of 2026
Live, Music News

CDs Surpass Vinyl Sales In First Half Of 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

For the better part of the last decade, vinyl has been the face of music’s physical revival. But according to…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

Health Safety Tip: Before Consuming Lettuce, Try Being A Man And Eating Real Food
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Health Safety Tip: Before Consuming Lettuce, Try Being A Man And Eating Real Food

FinnJuly 15, 2026

    U.S. — In the wake of thousands falling ill due to parasitic infection from fresh produce, health experts are…

Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl
Live, Music News

Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Forty years after David Lynch’s Blue Velvet changed the sound of American cinema forever, Angelo Badalamenti‘s haunting score is returning…

Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks Hits 4K Ultra HD
Live

Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks Hits 4K Ultra HD

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Tim Burton’s movies all have a sense of humor to them, but 1996’s Mars Attacks! is one of his more…

White House UFC Fight Erupts Over Michelle Obama Non Insult
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House UFC Fight Erupts Over Michelle Obama Non Insult

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here reading this article about Vice President JD Vance and I’m just shaking my head. He was…

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