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Day: July 15, 2026

10 Rejected Titles For Biden’s New Memoir
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10 Rejected Titles For Biden’s New Memoir

FinnJuly 15, 2026

    At long last, the wait is over — President Joe Biden has written a memoir about his time in…

Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos
Breaking, Music News

Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 SLIPKNOT is working on new music, and I can…

Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
Breaking, Music News

Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX…

Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser
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Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Peter Farrelly’s upcoming film I Play Rocky tells the true story of Sylvester Stallone’s struggle not only to get his…

Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

SUNN O))) have announced a new slate of 2026 North American headlining dates in support of their recent self-titled album,…

Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Philadelphia, where the Trump administration has reinstalled panels about…

Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show
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Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Neurosis have added three live dates to their reunion beyond their already announced appearance at this year’s Fire in the…

Sizzling Summer headphone deals on Sony Bose and Beats arrive
Live

Sizzling Summer headphone deals on Sony Bose and Beats arrive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Looking to buy a pair of great noise-canceling headphones at the lowest price possible? Consequence has you covered with the…

Cradle of Filth Hits Road with Moonspell for Fall 2026 Tour
Live, Music News

Cradle of Filth Hits Road with Moonspell for Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Cradle of Filth have announced the “Majestic in Death II” Fall 2026 North American tour in celebration of the 30th…

TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…

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