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Day: July 16, 2026

Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals
The Onion

Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals

FinnJuly 16, 2026

       ATLANTA—Claiming they had definitively identified the source of the ongoing surge in foodborne illness, Centers for Disease Control officials…

Teleprompter Guy Possibly More Corrupt Than Boss
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Teleprompter Guy Possibly More Corrupt Than Boss

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving President Donald Trump’s longtime teleprompter operator, Gabriel Perez,…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…

National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It
Babylon Bee

National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    U.S. — The U.S. National Park Service issued a reminder to avoid approaching the bison inside national parks, but…

Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring
Breaking, Music News

Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry is still churning out reissues like they’re going out…

Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been trying to sell the Iran war…

OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
Breaking

OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…

Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
Breaking, Games News

Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…

Ghost Unveils Ambitious New Big Screen Project
Live, Music News

Ghost Unveils Ambitious New Big Screen Project

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Ghost have announced a new feature film titled 2 Big To Rig that is set to hit cinemas and IMAX…

Sombr’s You Are the Reason Tour Tickets Still Available Last Minute
Live

Sombr’s You Are the Reason Tour Tickets Still Available Last Minute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Sombr will set out on the “You Are the Reason Tour” beginning next week, his first ever arena tour, which…

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