In This Moment Drops New Album Witch And Single Crawl Now
In This Moment have announced their ninth studio album, Witch, and have unveiled the single “Crawl” ahead of the LP’s…
Day: July 17, 2026
Taco Bell Linked to Outbreak of Diarrhea Causing Parasite
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Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness
So, you want to know if using a VPN will turn your streaming experience into a pixelated mess? Well, let…
Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris
Just when you thought the gaming world couldn’t get any more absurd, Bethesda Game Studios drops a bombshell update on…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Election integrity documents now available for public review online
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT condemns vandals who damaged Reflecting Pool
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…
Home Alone 2 Pigeon Lady Brenda Fricker Dies at 81
Brenda Fricker, who famously played the Pigeon Lady in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York and Daniel Day Lewis’…
Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…
Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits
DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth…