ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT praises Italian Embassy renovation as NYC model needed
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has set his sights on urban renewal.…
Day: July 17, 2026
Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…
Olivia Tremor Control Drops First New Album in 27 Years Suddenly
The Olivia Tremor Control are releasing a new album, their first in nearly three decades. The album, titled The Same…
‘Hunt For Gollum’ Director Andy Serkis Defends Film’s All–Andy Serkis Cast
LONDON—Responding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project, The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump demands Save America Act passage
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has issued another transmission…
Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…
AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan is getting…
Nation Finally Tires Of Renovation Debt And DIY Disasters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that fixer-uppers are no longer the bargain they used…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027
Oh boy, are you in for a treat or what? 🤯 The “Gene Simmons Legends Of Rock Expo” has been…