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Day: July 18, 2026

Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…

Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
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Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…

Revolutionary War Mystery Solved With Old Bones
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Revolutionary War Mystery Solved With Old Bones

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. After 246 years, researchers have finally identified the remains of Pvt.…

America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
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America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…

Sebastian Bach Saving Music With Transformers Concert
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Sebastian Bach Saving Music With Transformers Concert

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

OH NO, THE TRANSFORMERS ARE COMING FOR US ALL… WITH A CONCERT! 🚀🎸 I just found out that Reigning Phoenix…

CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM
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CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia overload? 🤯 Cradle of Filth is back with the second…

Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

Larry David Takes Aim at RFK Jr in New Comedy Special
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Larry David Takes Aim at RFK Jr in New Comedy Special

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026

The new HBO comedy series Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness has been making waves with its notable guest…

Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Britain’s new prime minister, Andy Burnham, and I have to say,…

Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…

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