ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Scotland celebrates Andy Burnham’s North Sea Oil promise
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Aberdeen, Scotland are rejoicing. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER…
Day: July 19, 2026
ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…
L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Dies at 59 from Brain Cancer
Jennifer Finch, founding and longtime bassist of pioneering feminist rock band L7, has died at the age of 59 following…
Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 68-year-old photographer, Jean Shifrin, has been documenting the people who…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Le Pen resurgence sparks concerns of French nationalism surge
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unstoppable force that is Trump-style nationalism.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT wants Iran added to Russian Sanctions Bill
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…
Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The European Commission is trying to level the playing field in…
Tom Cruise Unrecognizable Again Because That’s All He’s Got Left
Because the world was just missing a film where Tom Cruise plays a billionaire businessman who causes an environmental calamity…
Jason Newsted saves music by playing Fairies Wear Boots with Blackberry Smoke in Farmington Pennsylvania
Oh boy, folks, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement. Former…
ARCH ENEMY survives first show with new singer somehow
Oh boy, are you ready for some melodramatic metal news? 🤯 ARCH ENEMY just kicked off their summer 2026 European…