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Day: July 19, 2026

Pavement Tackles Legendary Stairway to Heaven in Live Performance
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Pavement Tackles Legendary Stairway to Heaven in Live Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

Pavement performed a wretched cover of Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” on Saturday, July 17th at an Oakland, California festival…

EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams
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EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that electric vehicle sales in the US aren’t exactly…

God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance
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God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Well, that’s just peachy. The live-action God of War series, which was supposed to be the perfect adaptation of the…

Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently
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Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the 2026 election, and I have to say, it’s a…

Conservatives Give The Odyssey A Big Thumbs Up
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Conservatives Give The Odyssey A Big Thumbs Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

The controversy surrounding Christopher Nolan‘s The Odyssey has been ongoing, with some on the right criticizing the director’s decision to…

Odyssey Box Office Defies Elon Musk Predictions Once More
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Odyssey Box Office Defies Elon Musk Predictions Once More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

Elon Musk’s criticism of Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey has proven to be unsuccessful as the box office haul for the…

Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics
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Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some piping hot takes from Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist of Journey? 🙄 Because…

Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
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Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…

Warframe insiders spill guts on Devil’s Triad at TennoCon 2026
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Warframe insiders spill guts on Devil’s Triad at TennoCon 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

It’s that time of year again: TennoCon, the annual love fest for all things Warframe. And, as is customary, Digital…

Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…

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