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Day: July 20, 2026

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out
Babylon Bee

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark put up an historic triple-double last night, suffering 10 fractures, 11 concussions,…

Lizzy McAlpine Unveils Forthcoming Album Angel
Live, Music News

Lizzy McAlpine Unveils Forthcoming Album Angel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Lizzy McAlpine has announced Angel, her fourth album and the follow-up to 2024’s Older. Angel arrives September 18th via RCA…

Kevin Feige Opens Up About Blade Reboot Failure
Live

Kevin Feige Opens Up About Blade Reboot Failure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

The Mahershala Ali-starring Blade reboot is one of the MCU’s biggest what-ifs, and Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige has seemingly…

Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track
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Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats have announced a new album, Shapes of Midnight, due out September 18th from Killer Candy…

Beer Runs Afoul Of Federal Law
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Beer Runs Afoul Of Federal Law

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an 82-year-old Alaskan bush pilot, Kenneth Jouppi, who’s taking his case to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump hails safest World Cup in history thanks to law enforcement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump hails safest World Cup in history thanks to law enforcement

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a Truth Social post, COMMANDER…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump vows harsh retaliation for Iran’s American soldier killings
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump vows harsh retaliation for Iran’s American soldier killings

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has sent shockwaves through the nation’s capital, as President Donald Trump declared that…

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: Netanyahu safe in US as Trump blasts Iran regime
The Orange Oracle

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: Netanyahu safe in US as Trump blasts Iran regime

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words are still echoing through the halls of power. In a latest TRANSMISSION…

Never-Ending Pasta Pass Returns To Olive Garden
The Onion

Never-Ending Pasta Pass Returns To Olive Garden

FinnJuly 20, 2026

       Olive Garden announced the return of the Never-Ending Pasta Pass, giving pass holders 13 weeks of unlimited pasta for…

Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time
Babylon Bee

Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    U.S. — After 19 days of added time, Pride Month finally came to a close.    Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

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