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Day: July 21, 2026

Charli XCX Explores Film Career in New Track Camera
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Charli XCX Explores Film Career in New Track Camera

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Charli XCX has released “Camera,” the final single off her upcoming album Music, Fashion, Film. Featuring a film-centric theme —…

Tom Morello Honors Late Mother With New Memorial Project
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Tom Morello Honors Late Mother With New Memorial Project

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Tom Morello has launched the Mary Morello Memorial Project in honor of his late mother, Mary Morello. Mary Morello passed…

Warmth Of Collectivism Strikes Federal Courthouse
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Warmth Of Collectivism Strikes Federal Courthouse

FinnJuly 21, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — The red-hot warmth of collectivism struck a federal immigration court in downtown New York City…

Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on China, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar
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Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar

FinnJuly 21, 2026

If you ever needed proof that principles are negotiable until European festival promoters get involved, Ill Niño just delivered another…

Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat
The Onion

Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat

FinnJuly 21, 2026

       The post Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

Chiodos Drop First New Track In 12 Years TAPDAT
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Chiodos Drop First New Track In 12 Years TAPDAT

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Chiodos have unleashed the single “TAPDAT,” the post-hardcore band’s first new song in 12 years. The track comes ahead of…

LEGO Unveils X-Files Set With Gillian Anderson As Scully
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LEGO Unveils X-Files Set With Gillian Anderson As Scully

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

The truth is made of tiny, interlocking bricks, as LEGO has revealed its new kit based on The X-Files. What’s…

Weird Al’s UHF Gets First Official Score Soundtrack Release
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Weird Al’s UHF Gets First Official Score Soundtrack Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

The cult of “Weird Al” Yankovic fans is in for a treat, as the original score of the 1989 film…

Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…

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