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Day: July 24, 2026

Old Spice Introduces New Libertarian-Strength Deodorant
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Old Spice Introduces New Libertarian-Strength Deodorant

FinnJuly 24, 2026

    U.S. — Procter & Gamble announced a new breakthrough in male grooming products on Friday with the introduction of…

Michelle Yeoh Stars As Dying Robot In Blade Runner 2099 Trailer
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Michelle Yeoh Stars As Dying Robot In Blade Runner 2099 Trailer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

The next chapter in the Blade Runner story is coming, depicting a future that’s gotten much worse since Blade Runner…

King Diamond Taps Ex Ozzy Axe Man Gus G
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King Diamond Taps Ex Ozzy Axe Man Gus G

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

King Diamond’s eponymous band has replaced longtime guitarist Andy LaRoque with former Ozzy Osbourne axeman Gus G. Gus G will…

Michael Stipe Drops New Solo Track Hum Desiderata
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Michael Stipe Drops New Solo Track Hum Desiderata

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Michael Stipe has unveiled a new song, “Hum Desiderata,” exclusively on the online sound exhibition platform Joyfully Waiting. The song…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump thanks Senators for opposing National Security bill
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump thanks Senators for opposing National Security bill

Milton TruthwellJuly 24, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Trump Asks Democrats At Correspondents’ Dinner To Hold All Assassination Attempts Until He Finishes Speech
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Trump Asks Democrats At Correspondents’ Dinner To Hold All Assassination Attempts Until He Finishes Speech

FinnJuly 24, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to limit interruptions at tonight’s White House Correspondents Dinner, President Donald Trump requested that…

South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
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South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…

Pamela Adlon Eyes Dream Role on Widows Bay
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Pamela Adlon Eyes Dream Role on Widows Bay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

This week’s issue of Stream On features a range of exciting new releases and hidden gems, starting with Nirvanna the…

Nuno Bettencourt Passes on Ozzy Osbourne Guitarist Role
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Nuno Bettencourt Passes on Ozzy Osbourne Guitarist Role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Extreme guitarist Nuno Bettencourt says the one big regret he’s had in his career is turning down the opportunity to…

Joy Oladokun Drops New Album Hope Is a Heavy Thing Soon
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Joy Oladokun Drops New Album Hope Is a Heavy Thing Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Following her signing to Concord Records earlier this year, Joy Oladokun has announced a new album, Hope Is a Heavy…

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