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Day: July 24, 2026

Strokes Premiere Dine N Dash Live at Red Rocks
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Strokes Premiere Dine N Dash Live at Red Rocks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

The new album from The Strokes, Reality Awaits, is out now. Last night, the band performed at the Red Rocks…

Rock Legends Ramones, Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins Score Hollywood Stars
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Rock Legends Ramones, Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins Score Hollywood Stars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

The Hollywood Walk of Fame’s Class of 2027 has been announced, and it includes the Ramones, Linkin Park, and The…

Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase
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Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week is a feature on Heavy Consequence breaking down the top metal, punk, and…

Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
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Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Kurt Alme battles Radical Left Democrat Alani Bankhead in Montana
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Kurt Alme battles Radical Left Democrat Alani Bankhead in Montana

Milton TruthwellJuly 24, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Montana are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

Heaven Confirms Prayer Hands Emoji Counts As Actually Praying For Someone
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Heaven Confirms Prayer Hands Emoji Counts As Actually Praying For Someone

FinnJuly 24, 2026

    HEAVEN — Millions breathed a sigh of relief today as Heavenly sources confirmed that sending a prayer hands emoji…

Guns N Roses Launch 2026 Tour with Epic 29 Song Setlist
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Guns N Roses Launch 2026 Tour with Epic 29 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Guns N’ Roses kicked off their 2026 North American tour at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh, North Carolina, on Thursday night,…

Bruce Dickinson Joins Billie Joe for All the Young Dudes Cover
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Bruce Dickinson Joins Billie Joe for All the Young Dudes Cover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson hopped onstage to perform “All the Young Dudes” with Green Day fronman Billie Joe Armstrong…

Simon Pegg Joins Lord of the Rings as Voicer of Balrog
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Simon Pegg Joins Lord of the Rings as Voicer of Balrog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

During its Comic-Con panel promoting the upcoming Season 3 of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, Prime…

Marvel’s Wolverine Oh Boy Another Reboot of the Same Old Claw Story Trailer Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Wolverine Games Yet
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Marvel’s Wolverine Oh Boy Another Reboot of the Same Old Claw Story Trailer Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Wolverine Games Yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

We’ve got some earth-shattering news for you all: the story trailer for Marvel’s Wolverine, the upcoming action game developed by…

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