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Day: July 27, 2026

Tanning: Myth Vs. Fact
The Onion

Tanning: Myth Vs. Fact

FinnJuly 27, 2026

       A viral trend called “tanmaxxing” is encouraging Gen Z to ignore the documented risks associated with prolonged UV exposure…

Hollywood Holds Hearings To Root Out Suspected Non-Communists
Babylon Bee

Hollywood Holds Hearings To Root Out Suspected Non-Communists

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — At the request of Hollywood executives, the California state government opened an inquiry into possible…

Tim Robbins and Common Explore Redemption in Silo Podcast
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Tim Robbins and Common Explore Redemption in Silo Podcast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Season 3 of Apple TV’s Silo cracks open the history behind its underground society, dividing its attention between a civilization…

Stewart and Davidson Host NYC 9/11 Comedy Benefit at MSG
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Stewart and Davidson Host NYC 9/11 Comedy Benefit at MSG

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Jon Stewart and Pete Davidson will mark the 25th anniversary of September 11th by hosting a one-night-only comedy benefit show…

Miley Cyrus Teases New Album As Personal Life Reflection
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Miley Cyrus Teases New Album As Personal Life Reflection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Miley Cyrus was tapped as the guest editor of the Summer ’26 issue of Wonderland magazine, in which she teases…

US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days before the Iran war began, Joint Chiefs of Staff…

Brad Pitt Drops Last Name In Solidarity With Family
The Onion

Brad Pitt Drops Last Name In Solidarity With Family

FinnJuly 27, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—In an effort to support his children as they attempted to distance themselves from their difficult upbringing, actor Brad…

Japanese Tourist Shamed For Returning Home With Only Five Hundred Million Photos Of Vacation
Babylon Bee

Japanese Tourist Shamed For Returning Home With Only Five Hundred Million Photos Of Vacation

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    FLORENCE — Japanese tourist Keiko Haruto was instantly shamed by her friends and family after it was discovered that…

Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
Breaking, Movie News

Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…

Audrey Hobert Adds Biggest Shows to 2026 Tour Schedule
Live, Music News

Audrey Hobert Adds Biggest Shows to 2026 Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Audrey Hobert is wasting little time moving up to bigger stages. Hobert has expanded her first full North American headline…

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