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Day: July 27, 2026

Ol Dirty Bastard Gets Brooklyn Street Named After Him
Live, Music News

Ol Dirty Bastard Gets Brooklyn Street Named After Him

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Ol’ Dirty Bastard, the late Wu-Tang Clan great, was honored in Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn, on Saturday, July 25th, with a street…

Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
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Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…

Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment
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Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Microsoft’s Xbox Live is down, and I’m shocked. Said no one ever. The latest in a long line of outages…

Bruce Springsteen Joins Bon Jovi at MSG Residency Finale
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Bruce Springsteen Joins Bon Jovi at MSG Residency Finale

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Fans who attended the ninth and final show of Bon Jovi’s residency at New York City’s Madison Square Garden on…

Brooklyn Bazooka Fest Unveils 2026 Music Lineup
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Brooklyn Bazooka Fest Unveils 2026 Music Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Bazooka! Fest, a two-day independent music gathering founded, curated, and organized by former Matador Records A&R head Jake Whitener, has…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT demands Senate pass Save America Act or terminate filibuster
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT demands Senate pass Save America Act or terminate filibuster

Milton TruthwellJuly 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again plunged into a state of HIGH ALERT PATRIOTIC READINESS.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump warns Democrats will turn America into Third World Nation
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump warns Democrats will turn America into Third World Nation

Milton TruthwellJuly 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a dire warning to…

Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being
The Onion

Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being

FinnJuly 27, 2026

       GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Pausing as he lifted a forkful of lettuce and baby spinach toward his mouth, local man Logan…

Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow
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Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s a real head-scratcher. She’s claiming a…

Carly Simon Reveals Her Private Battle With Parkinsons Disease
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Carly Simon Reveals Her Private Battle With Parkinsons Disease

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Carly Simon has revealed that she is living with Parkinson’s disease. The 83-year-old Rock and Roll Hall of Famer disclosed…

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