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Day: July 27, 2026

DIIV Unveils New Album ZIRP Produced By A G Cook
Live, Music News

DIIV Unveils New Album ZIRP Produced By A G Cook

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Brooklyn shoegaze vets DIIV have announced their new album ZIRP! via a cryptic mailer sent to fans. Out October 30th,…

Queen Concert Hits Theaters and Homes in 4K
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Queen Concert Hits Theaters and Homes in 4K

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Queen’s Budapest concert from July 27, 1986, has been restored in 4K, and will hit cinemas and IMAX theaters on…

Fauci Starting To Think That Maybe Keeping A Daily Perjury Diary Was A Bad Idea
Babylon Bee

Fauci Starting To Think That Maybe Keeping A Daily Perjury Diary Was A Bad Idea

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Chief Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted to those close to him that he was…

Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
The Onion

Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick

FinnJuly 27, 2026

       The post Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick appeared first on The Onion.     Read More…

McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…

Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted ‘God Is The Greatest!’ In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening
Babylon Bee

Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted ‘God Is The Greatest!’ In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social from July 27 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social from July 27 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 27, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH. In a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald Trump slams Dumocrats hard-left socialist turn
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald Trump slams Dumocrats hard-left socialist turn

Milton TruthwellJuly 27, 2026

We’ve just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. According to a recent post on Truth…

Tyla Launches APOP World Tour This Year
Live, Music News

Tyla Launches APOP World Tour This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Fresh off the release of her sophomore album APOP, Tyla has announced “The A*POP World Tour,” her first full-scale headline…

Neurosis Returns With Revamped Lineup After Seven Year Hiatus
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Neurosis Returns With Revamped Lineup After Seven Year Hiatus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Neurosis performed live for the first time in seven years on Saturday, July 25th, during the Fire in the Mountains…

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