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Day: July 29, 2026

‘It’d Be So Easy To Hide A Body Out Here,’ Says Wife On Road Trip To No One In Particular
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‘It’d Be So Easy To Hide A Body Out Here,’ Says Wife On Road Trip To No One In Particular

FinnJuly 29, 2026

    RAWLINS, WY — While staring at millions of acres of desolate sagebrush, local woman Michelle Clemmens absent-mindedly remarked how…

Tony Iommi Drops First Solo Album in 21 Years
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Tony Iommi Drops First Solo Album in 21 Years

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Tony Iommi has announced a new album titled From the Dark. Ahead of its October 23rd release via BMG, the…

Sunny Goes Medieval in Season 18 Sneak Peek
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Sunny Goes Medieval in Season 18 Sneak Peek

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The FX comedy series It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia just will not stop as long as its writers keep having…

Glen Hansard Honored as Incomparable Music Troubadour
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Glen Hansard Honored as Incomparable Music Troubadour

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Beloved Irish songwriter Glen Hansard died in a motorcycle crash in Dublin at age 56 on Wednesday, July 29th. The…

Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations

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Because what the gaming world really needed was another celebrity scandal to spice up our lives, a new report from…

Federal Probe Uncovers Testosterone Vials in Schools Because Of Course
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Federal Probe Uncovers Testosterone Vials in Schools Because Of Course

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

<strong=Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The U.S. Department of Education is investigating two school districts, one…

French DJ Kavinsky Dead At 50
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French DJ Kavinsky Dead At 50

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Kavinsky, the acclaimed French electronic musician whose 2010 song “Nightcall” gained international fame through the film Drive, has died at…

Michael B Jordan Shines In The Thomas Crown Affair Trailer
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Michael B Jordan Shines In The Thomas Crown Affair Trailer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

The Thomas Crown Affair is a movie so nice, they remade it twice. The newest reimagining, though, features the red-hot…

Dinosaur Jr Drops New Single Blowin Up Now Streaming
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Dinosaur Jr Drops New Single Blowin Up Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Dinosaur Jr. has unveiled “Blowin’ Up,” the second single from their upcoming 13th studio album, There Near. One of two…

Lindsay Clancy’s Ex-Husband Testifies In Trial Over Kids’ Deaths
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Lindsay Clancy’s Ex-Husband Testifies In Trial Over Kids’ Deaths

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a…

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