Science Pleads The 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Science has declined to answer any questions to avoid incriminating itself for crimes it may have…
Day: July 29, 2026
Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing Rolex
IRVINE, CA—Eyes widening in awe as the 3D-rendered content appeared on his Instagram feed, local 38-year-old Derek Ludlow reported…
Glen Hansard Dies in Tragic Motorcycle Accident
Glen Hansard, the beloved Irish songwriter and star of Once, was killed in a motorcycle crash in Dublin on Wednesday.…
Jared Leto Faces Allegations From Four Women in New BBC Documentary
A new BBC documentary details allegations of sexual misconduct against Jared Leto from 10 women, including four who say the…
Beatles Classic Rubber Soul Gets Deluxe Reissue Treatment
On October 2nd, UMG and Apple Corps Ltd. will unveil new special editions of Rubber Soul, The Beatles’ seminal 1965…
Zuckerberg lectures US on trusting China with AI no problem
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about Mark Zuckerberg’s latest thoughts on the US government’s approach to Chinese…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Covid deaths soar under Biden after Trump’s Warp Speed success
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth has been revealed. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…
Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious kvlt news? 🤘 I just found out that Taake, the infamous…
Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll has found that a record-high 73%…
Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jessica Ochoa, a 32-year-old speech-language pathologist in Southern California, who’s trying to…