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Day: July 31, 2026

Ariana Grande album Never Fully Blooms falls short
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Ariana Grande album Never Fully Blooms falls short

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Ariana Grande knows how cruel the world can be. “Society desperate for remedy/ Empathy, fix this reality,” she declares on…

Modest Mouse Boots Guitarist Over Inappropriate Messages to Minor
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Modest Mouse Boots Guitarist Over Inappropriate Messages to Minor

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Modest Mouse has officially announced that guitarist Simon O’Connor will not be performing with the band for the remainder of…

Canadian Wildfire Smoke Turned the Sky Red at Fire in the Mountains 2026
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Canadian Wildfire Smoke Turned the Sky Red at Fire in the Mountains 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 31, 2026August 17, 2026

Featuring YOB Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Yob at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Yob at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 31, 2026August 17, 2026

Doom metal band from Eugene, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Night Vibes at Fire in the Mountains 2026
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Night Vibes at Fire in the Mountains 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 31, 2026August 17, 2026

Featuring 16 Horsepower! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

AI Doubts Suddenly Care About Corporate Reputations
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AI Doubts Suddenly Care About Corporate Reputations

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US hedge fund, Situational Awareness, has had a wild ride,…

Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over
The Onion

Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over

FinnJuly 31, 2026

       The post Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over appeared first on The Onion.     Read…

Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota
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Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota

FinnJuly 31, 2026

    CUETA — The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally…

Lollapalooza 2026 Thursday Photo Gallery: Lorde, Wet Leg, Sombr & Blood Orange
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Lollapalooza 2026 Thursday Photo Gallery: Lorde, Wet Leg, Sombr & Blood Orange

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Lollapalooza 2026 officially kicked off on Thursday, July 31st, with day one boasting sets from artists like Wet Leg, Viagra…

Samara Weaving Cast As Emma Frost In Marvels XMen
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Samara Weaving Cast As Emma Frost In Marvels XMen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Director Jake Schreier has found his first mutant, as Samara Weaving has reportedly been cast as Emma Frost in Marvel’s…

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