Billionaires Get VIP Access to Trump’s Rants Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Truth Social, the social media platform owned by Trump Media & Technology…
Month: July 2026
Cockroach Maintains Composure Despite Making Contact With Journalist
SHERMAN OAKS, CA — A local cockroach somehow maintained his composure on camera despite unexpectedly making contact with a…
Carly Rae Jepsen Drops Sunny New Track After All
Carly Rae Jepsen is back with “After All,” the latest new song off her upcoming double album Day and Night.…
Billy Joel Halts Songwriting to Protect His Musical Legacy
Billy Joel explained in a recent interview with Rick Beato why he has mostly refrained from penning original songs for…
Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals
ATLANTA—Claiming they had definitively identified the source of the ongoing surge in foodborne illness, Centers for Disease Control officials…
Teleprompter Guy Possibly More Corrupt Than Boss
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving President Donald Trump’s longtime teleprompter operator, Gabriel Perez,…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…
National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It
U.S. — The U.S. National Park Service issued a reminder to avoid approaching the bison inside national parks, but…
Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry is still churning out reissues like they’re going out…
Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been trying to sell the Iran war…